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| Saturday, November 18, 2006 |
| What the F@$k???? |
We were out having a few beers, when the conversation turned to what we would take to the past with us if we had a time machine. B suggests a dictionary, believing that that would be the best thing by far. I cannot get my head around the idea that a dictionary would be the best thing to take back. According to him, having a dictionary with the word 'radio' in would give you the imagination to make one. This is where we come in......
B: AT THE BEGINNING OF TIME THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY IMAGINATION DID THEY? I MEAN YOU CAN'T SEE FURTHER THAN YOU ACTUALLY CAN, CAN YOU? IF SOMEONE SAID BICYCLE. THEY WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS. IF YOU SAID WHEEL THEY WOULD SAY WHAT THE F@&K IS THAT? A WHEEL IS A BLOODY ROUND THING.
N: YOU COULD LOOK UP WHEEL...
B: YOU WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT A WHEEL IS....
N: BUT WHAT USE IS THAT TO YOU?
B: WELL, IT WOULD BE F@$KING EXCELLENT FOR PEOPLE WITH TRANSPORT WOULDN'T IT?
N&K: [LAUGHING]
B: YOU'D KILL HIM WOULDN'T YOU?
N: WHO?
B: ADAM. I MEAN WE LIVE THREE SCORE AND TEN NOW DON'T WE? WE BELIEVE THAT YEAH? BACK IN ADAM'S TIME THEY LIVED FOR 500 YEARS, EVEN A THOUSAND. ABRAHAM LIVED 'TIL HE WAS A THOUSAND.
N: DID HE?
B: YEAH. IN THE BIBLE. SO I'LL LIVE A THOUSAND YEARS OLD AND MAKE ALL THAT MONEY.
N: OFF WHO?
B: WHO I, WHO I CHOOSE TO AT THE END OF THE DAY.
If you can understand this, well done!! |
posted by korova @ 1:13 am  |
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