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| Wednesday, December 20, 2006 |
| Fountains Of Vomit and Suicidal Carols |
So Christmas is nearly here. Whoopeee! I used to love Christmas. So much so I used to be violently ill on Christmas Day, projectile vomiting and everything. Hey, we were poor and we had to make up for a lack of any decorations. I would find it hard to open any presents because I was shaking with excitement (now I shake due to alcohol poisoning!). Now I kinda have a rather blase attitude to the whole thing. Guess it's age and my ever developing grouchiness with life in general.
One thing I cannot abide, are Christmas songs. Any Christmas songs. Carols, pop songs, novelty records. All total shite. I doubt man could have devised a greater method of torture than making people trudge round depressing high streets whilst this kind of bilge is blasted out of every shop front. I once worked in a shop that played Christmas songs all day every day, for a MONTH. Suicide was becoming a very real possibility. Thank Christ (oh, little bit of blasphemy there) I don't work in such a place now. After all, I have a wife to think about. I don't won't her hearing that her husband has killed himself in some horrible Christmas Carol type mishap. That would really put a dampener on things.
So, ban all Christmas songs....NOW!!! They suck. And while we are at it, let's reclaim Santa from Coca Cola and make him green again! I'm gonna ran a campaign for next Christmas to reclaim Santa from the corporate whores. Oooops, wrong blog.
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posted by korova @ 11:11 pm  |
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i'm with you. i simply cannot stand christmas music for the most part. gar.
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i'm with you. i simply cannot stand christmas music for the most part. gar.