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| Tuesday, February 06, 2007 |
| Six Weird Things |
So, I was tagged by aliemalie (cruel fiend). Here our six weird things about me:
1) Although I'm not vain, I really don't like people touching my hair. Seriously, touch my hair, I'll break every bone in your body. You have been warned.
2) I think this is weird (for a bloke I guess): I hold grudges. Oh yes, get on the wrong side of me and I'll blank you out.....FOREVER. I will barely acknowledge your existence. Even if you are covered in petrol and you are being taunted with a madman holding a match in his hands. Ok, maybe I would acknowledge then, but I would toss a coin first.
3) I talk all the time in my sleep. Usually amusing my wife the whole night long. This has, of course, caused some difficult situations like the time I blew a kiss to an imaginary woman and shouted 'Phwoaar!!'. Try explaining that one to your other half. Not easy.
4) I have an obsession with badgers. I put this down to where I live (there are lots of the sluts everywhere taunting me with their sexuality). Neath puts it down to mental instability. You decide.
5) I shake when I'm angry. I get so angry, I don't know what to do (I'm not a violent person), so my body decides to make me extra nervous and shaky. Not a good look when you are in a ruck!!
6) I have worn make-up on several occasions. Those damn badgers.............
So, now you all think I am a aggressive, badger loving, hateful, drag queen. Shit. I really should have given this more thought. |
posted by korova @ 10:12 pm  |
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these are hilarious.
what would happen if a badger decided to touch your hair?
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I would imagine the internal conflict caused by such a thing would drive me clinically insane!
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Or create a perpetual motion device. Like a buttered cat!
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these are hilarious.
what would happen if a badger decided to touch your hair?